[Envy doesn't remember how he ended up with Idia's number but that's probably not super important bc either way Idia will receive a text-- not a DM! --from a number he may or may not recognize.]
keep ur musty dusty cheeto crusty mitts to yourself nerd
right its annoying like you dont need to maintain eye contact like that to prove that im not cheating im demolishing you because you suck at this game lmao ive tried just looking at his eyebrows he can tell also i dont need your permission to do anything idc who you are
[which he is currently looking into. he'll figure it out pretty shortly.
then, an unfortunately longer break between texts which had previously been rapidfire.]
does everyone in this place have two boyfriends "for all intents and purposes" he gave you terms and conditions didnt he
so what ur saying is that all the intense eye contact is his fault and not because ur madly in love with him? guess i misunderstood the tension there thats my bad
there were terms and conditions in the beginning but we've reneged a few times and now its just that we arent human so we dont have uhhhhh a "human" definition of what our relationship is. If you know what I mean.
[Because Envy thinks he's too special to use a lame human word for a lame human concept like "love"... Dumbass.]
Idia stares at his phone. In love? With Azul? Ha-- god. What a thing to say. Just because he's stared at him longingly for years and doesn't think twice about going to school in person just to be with him and thinks about the way his glasses slip down the bridge of his nose when he's focusing too much, could place Azul's beauty mark precisely on memory alone. Just because of that? Stupid. What the hell is this guy thinking? Love-- that's not real. And if it was, Azul wouldn't feel the same about him. If he did, it would be transactional. If he did he would have said something by now.
He's been idle too long.]
the """"tension""" is azul being a sore loser lol monopoly will do that to a mfer you should see him cry when hes sooooo sure youre breaking the rules but cant find a loophole
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CW for cyberbullying and eventual but probably unsurprising death threats...im so sorry
keep ur musty dusty cheeto crusty mitts to yourself nerd
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done ez
[clearly thats got nothing to do with him]
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good so youll stay away from azul, glad we're on the same page. <3
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are we even talking about the same thing?
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wow
you must be braindead. my hands are nowhere near azul
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mister "IRL is better than IRC"
what are you his boyfriend or something
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ill give you permission to look at his eyebrows and that should be enough right
for all intents and purposes yeah i am
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like you dont need to maintain eye contact like that to prove that im not cheating im demolishing you because you suck at this game lmao
ive tried just looking at his eyebrows he can tell
also i dont need your permission to do anything idc who you are
[which he is currently looking into. he'll figure it out pretty shortly.
then, an unfortunately longer break between texts which had previously been rapidfire.]
does everyone in this place have two boyfriends
"for all intents and purposes" he gave you terms and conditions didnt he
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guess i misunderstood the tension there thats my bad
there were terms and conditions in the beginning but we've reneged a few times and now its just that we arent human so we dont have uhhhhh a "human" definition of what our relationship is. If you know what I mean.
[Because Envy thinks he's too special to use a lame human word for a lame human concept like "love"... Dumbass.]
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huh?
[Huh?
Idia stares at his phone. In love? With Azul? Ha-- god. What a thing to say. Just because he's stared at him longingly for years and doesn't think twice about going to school in person just to be with him and thinks about the way his glasses slip down the bridge of his nose when he's focusing too much, could place Azul's beauty mark precisely on memory alone. Just because of that? Stupid. What the hell is this guy thinking? Love-- that's not real. And if it was, Azul wouldn't feel the same about him. If he did, it would be transactional. If he did he would have said something by now.
He's been idle too long.]
the """"tension""" is azul being a sore loser lol
monopoly will do that to a mfer
you should see him cry when hes sooooo sure youre breaking the rules but cant find a loophole
anyway i knew it
good luck